teminet uplink / bad ideas over fiber / neon coping mechanism

Tech experiments from the budget end of the dystopia.

I build small websites, scripts, automations, and other digital contraptions that probably should have stayed in a notes app. They did not. Welcome to the evidence.

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about

Somewhere between tinkerer, technician, and warranty violation.

I make small web things, scripts, experiments, and other suspiciously named folders. Some are useful. Some are educational. Some exist because I had caffeine and an unrealistic relationship with scope.

This site is the public-facing shelf for the projects that survived long enough to receive a README. That is not a high bar, but it is a bar, and we respect process here.

projects

A curated gallery of decisions.

live-ishweb

Static Website

The thing you are staring at. Deployed with Cloudflare Pages because infrastructure should be boring, unlike my commit messages.

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unstableautomation

Script Pile

A majestic heap of little tools that save five minutes after only four hours of setup. This is called optimization.

GitHub
hauntedexperiment

Abandoned Prototype

A bold concept, a clean start, a folder last modified at 02:13. We do not speak its original feature list aloud.

Ask why

console

The machine says it is fine, which is legally distinct from true.

teminet://ops
> booting TemiNet personal uplink...
> mounting /projects: success, mostly
> loading sarcasm module: online
> checking Cloudflare Pages: please clap
> warning: confidence exceeds test coverage
> status: operational enough
signal94%
cope68%
bugs3

operating principles

Ship tiny, complain artistically, learn anyway.

Make the thing small enough to finish.

Give bugs descriptive names so they feel accountable.

Publish before the confidence wears off.

contact

Send a signal into the fog.

Want to talk projects, bugs, websites, or why CSS sometimes feels like negotiating with a vending machine? Find me on the usual internet ruins.